Over 11,000 views!

Omg my blog blew up big time! Last year, I only had 2,000 views. This year, I have over 11,000! This is probably because of my review of Jimi-Kare. Thanks guys! And thanks to all the…15ish people who follow me! To celebrate, I’m showing you guys my favorite search terms people put into their browser to find my blog. 

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Clichés in Anime

Hey guys! So I watched BCG’s list of some of his top 10 anime clichés, and I wanted to add to the list! This isn’t a top 10, but more of a simple list of things I notice in anime a lot. So here…..we…..go!
1. Saying The Name Of Your Power Before You Use It:

“Kamehameha!!!”

Shadow Jutsu!!!”

“King Lion Reverse Wind Strike!!!” 

“Pikachu, use Lightning Strike!!!”

2. Saying What Your Power Does Before Using it:

Why TF would you do that?

3. Unmoving Backgrounds:

By this, I mean scenes where the main characters are moving but everything and everyone in the background freeze in time. *Cough* Pokemon, *cough* Chaos Dragon, *cough* Maid Sama, *cough* Mirai Nikki

4. Idiot Harem Heroines:

Why do they make female harem main character so dumb and the male harem main character so OP?

5. Perverted Nosebleeds:

Pervs Unite!

6. Beach/Bathhouse Episodes:

There’s only two reasons for these. Filler and…

 

7. Guy Walks In On Girl Naked:

8. Running With Toast In the Mouth:

This is more of a joke than anything.

9. Guy Who Trips and Lands On a Girls Boob:

 

How strange there hands can’t seem to land anywhere else!

10. Over Powered Male Protagonist:

I hate these kinds of characters. Which mean I hate all three of these characters. They’re all terrible.

11. Interrupted During a Sexy Scene:

*brrrring* *buzz* the telephone rings. Or your mom walks in.

12. Anime Characters That Always Have Their Eyes Closed

 

And how terrifying they look when those eyes open.

13. Incest Anime:

Stop it.

14. Pantie Flashing:

What food is to humans is what panties are to anime

15. All Male & Female Harem Characters All Having Different Hair Colors:

 

I believe this is because most harem members are to generic to remember so they all have to go by different hair color.

16. Winning With The Power Of Friendship:

It’s always fun to kick ass with some friends.

17. Shonen Protagonist Always Eat Too Much:

18. Highschool:

Literally
Almost
Every
Single
Anime
In
Existence!!!

19. Whatever the hell this sparkly background shit is:

20. The “WOW!” Sound Effect


21. Mother freaking oversize oppai knockers

I’m only going to do 3 picture because if I didn’t there would be more pictures of boobs than all other pictures her combined. So many boobs! What a soul is to a human, is what tits are to anime.

Dear lord….

To be continued…

Jimi-Kare (My Quiet Boyfriend) Review/Guide

Today I’m introducing a romance game called Jimi-Kare! Or My Quiet Boyfriend in English. This is a free to play app made by SEEC inc. In this game, you play as a main heroine that you can name whatever you want, and you help your old childhood friend named Nao, come out of his introverted shell and become a cooler and more relaxed guy. All while there’s a beauty competition coming up soon, that you and and Nao need to prepare for in hopes of winning. 
This is just your standard clicker game. You just need to keep tapping a button to create motivational bubbles that will help to encourage Nao.  It also gives you experience so that you can continue the story. Speaking of the story, MILD SPOILERS BELOW.



First things first. The most noticable thing right off the bat, is that the grammar in this story isn’t that great. But it’s not unbearable. You can play it just fine and understand everything that’s going perfectly. But it does distract from the story a little. 

The story is pretty standard. It is an interesting one though. But to get to the next part of the story, you of course need to click away till your fingers fall off. The tapping for me got very boring, especially as I got closer to finishing the game. But the story was interesting enough to keep me from quitting. It takes a long time to reach on of the four endings and I’m not a patient person. To be completely honest, if you just keep tapping you could reach on of the endings in an hour in a half. Which might not be that long for some people, but it bored me. It took me two days to complete the entire game and get all endings and CGs. 

The main characters are pretty much the only characters in the game, besides one “bad guy” named Ryota who bullies Nao everyday, and is basically your typical generic, narcissistic bully in this story. Ryota likes the MC, but is annoyed by Nao. Nao and main heroine are always together, so that creates conflict.

Nao is the guy on the right. Noah is the dumb, idiot name I chose for the MC.

Yeah, yeah you get the gist of it. Ryota is generic.

So the two main characters, Noa and MC are of course the best part of the story, and it’s fun to see where their relationship will end up. Now is an introvert who can either be “fixed” or “broken” By the choices of MC. And MC is extroverted and wants to rekindle her relationship with Nao. 

There are two major parts of the story where you choose what you will do. The first ones are these two options:

This is where either your character, or Nao can pick his clothes for the beauty contest.



And:

If you let Nao chose his clothes for himself, you’ll have to choose either of the two options on the left. If your character chooses for him, you’ll have to choose either of the two options on the right. There is one good ending and one bad ending for each set of options. So there are two good and bad endings overall.

If you would like to see all CGs in the game, click here. Spoilers duh dur…

There isn’t much to say about this game. It’s really fun, and is good time waster. In the game there are these things that will give you thirty experience points in you use it. Its a detox drink you give to Nao. There are also coins that will give you either 30 experience, 3 experience, or another detox drink. But one tip before I wrap-up is that it’s possible to get more of these by changing whatever day it might be to the next day. And to keep doing that because every time the game loads back up you will get one detox drink. More detox drinks equals more experience points.

So all in all, My Quiet Boyfriend is a fun game and good time waster. Also can you guys sign up under this link https://teensearncash.com/?ref=PurinePanda32. So I can make moneeeyyzzz. *^* And so can you! You literally get $20 just by signing up! WordPress ad monetization kinda sucks soooo. Please!

Top 10 BEST and WORST Anime I’ve Ever Seen In My Life!

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything (well its summer now)! It’s finally time for me to show you guys what I think are some of the best, and worst anime I’ve ever seen in my life. Some of these are so good, they just might change you! I know some of them have changed me. Some for worse…

So let’s get right to it! 10 anime for each one category! I’ll start with my top 10 best anime:

#10 

Space Dandy

This is a hilarious anime that features an irresponsible man who loves alien hunting, space travel and boobies, a very responsible robot, and a cat-thingy… I’ve seen many episodes of Space Dandy. The best part is, you dont even need to start from the beginning to get the gist of it. You can skip around, and even go back! It’s funny, and can even be serious when it wants too. I give this a light recommendation.

#9 

Danganronpa

This is a very cool mystery anime about kids trapped at their school by a teddy bear and forced to murder each other! Sounds lovely! More than anything else, I’m recomending the Danganronpa game series. The anime is just as good, but its easy to get lost watching them. So watch someone play the games first (or play them yourself), before the anime. I give this a light recommendation.

#8 

Gays On Ice (Yuri On Ice)

This just has to be on the list. It’s a great skating/kinda BL romance fanservice anime. Anyone who watches a lot of anime had to have heard of this anime. It blew up like crazy in popularity. The reason its so low on the list is because it’s not for everyone. I’m a yaoi fangirl so I’m being biased lol. For some reason not everyone appreciates the gay like I do but…meh. I give this a medium recommendation. 

#7 

Miss Kobayashis Dragon Maid

Few words…maid dragons, loli dragons, big boobied dragons, a hot Sebastian-y looking dragons. Plus, humor and great life lessons. It’s basically asking to be on the list. It’s a good anime. My only problem being the depraved loli bait fanservice shit but besides that, its great! I give this a medium recommendation.

#6 

Little Witch Academia

As a person who LOVES witchy type animes, this was a huge hit for me. I love magical anime. I have yet to see the entire season but so far, it’s really good. I give this a light recommendation. Watch it on a long trip to wherever you go this summer. It makes the experience better. This also get a medium recommendation from me.

#5 

Angel Beats

Aka, the drown me in tears and unironically play the sad violin song anime. As far as I can remember, this is the first anime that made me cry. Characters are so realistic and the anime is even funny sometimes! How is that possible! I will not say a thing about this anime because telling even a little bit would be spoiling way to much in my opinion. This gets a must watch from me

#4 

Usagi Drop

This is a heartwarming story about a man who adopts an adorable little girl named Rin. I dont see this kind of story in many anime. I wish there actually was more though. I give this a medium watch. Oh yeah one thing, don’t read the manga! For the love of everything that is holy, please do not read it if you’re curious and want to find out more. But if you absolutely have to now that I’ve said that, please watch the anime first. If I could, I’d throw the manga into my worst manga I’ve ever read category, but these lists are just for anime. Congratulations to Usagi Drop for having the worst ending to a manga, I’ve ever seen in my life.

#3 

Gankutsuou

I already did a full review of Gankutsuou here if you want my full opinion on it. But I just have to say it once again, that Gankutsuou is one of my favorite anime. This is a drama/mystery anime. You’ll find yourself binge watching this anime because of the amazing plot and cliffhangers. But its really easy to get lost in this anime trying to figure out who is affiliated with who, and who’s doing or has done what and the reason why. I also gotta point out the animation. It’s…just…what??? Anyways, this is a must watch.

#2 

Death Parade

I also reviewed this one too! Which can be read here if you want. This is also, one of my most favorite anime of all time (this and the next one)! Its mostly deals with death, and friendship. This one somehow found a way to warm my cold, cold heart…. Then immediately crush it, burn it, and nonchalantly give it back. And it was the best feeling I ever felt while watching an anime. Tears where shed, and life got a nice rethinking. A must watch.

#1 

Planetarian Chiisana Yoshi No Yume

I reviewed this one too (here if you care) lol. BUT HOW COULD I NOT!!! Literally once I was done watching it, I instantly began my review. This is one of those soul crushing, drown me in feels, rethink everything, cry under the sheets kind if anime. Its about a man, who builds a relationship with an abandoned and very oblivious robot girl. Its such a good daughter/father/friend relationship. I can’t explain the emotional rollercoaster I went on with this one. And its only five episodes!! Only five!!! So if you can, drop the anime you’re currently watching to watch this anime. I promise it will be worth your time. Go in in to a  quiet place, and just watch it. This is an absolute must watch.

Honorable Mentions Go To: 

* Mononoke(TV series)

* Mushishi

* Flip Flappers

* Black Butler

* Kamigami No Asobi
So, now its time to get on with the bad anime. And by bad anime, some of these are almost unwatchable. Lord help me…

#10 

Mirai Nikki

Yeah I said it! I said it! This anime is bad!!! Weirdly enough, I actually love this anime (that sure did change quickly didn’t it?) This was one of the first anime I’ve ever watched, and I loved it. But I can admit, it was pretty terrible. Characters did some dumb shit, plot made no sense, they would show a character’s background then immediately killed them off, the anime uses rape (a fucking lot) as a way to create drama and tension because thats the only way it knows how, and does it terribly. The only thing I liked was Yuno and Yukki’s relationship. That was the only interesting thing about it. But Yuki is a bitch character.

#9 

Diabolik Lovers

I already said everything that needed to be said about this anime in a different review so I’m not gonna waste any time with this. This is a terrible vampire anime. Complete with sexual harrassment, idiot main heroines, and “bitch-chans.” The only reason I like it is because the guys are hot and that’s it.

#8 

Kaichou Wa Maid Sama

That’s right! Yeah I said it! Come at me Maid-Sama fans! Disliking Maid Sama is a very unpopular opinion, but I already said everything I had to about this anime in another review too. Terrible anime. My hatred has dimmed because I just lack the capacity to care anymore. Everytime I look at the artwork of this anime it makes me wish so badly that I could like it. But I don’t. I’ve never seen a bad a review of this anime except for one. So many people like it, so I feel like a minority in this situation. If you like it, more power to ya. But this is a big no for me. It’s terrible.

#7 

Momokyun Sword

Terrible ecchi anime. Everything done here is wrong, and has many plot holes and continuity errors. I already hate the ecchi genre because so many of them are terrible. This only fuels my hatred for the genre more.

#6 

Brothers Conflict

No, dear God please no. I hate incest anime. I dont care if they’re not related. It doesn’t matter, so please STOP! It’s so gross. The main character and the brothers have never met before, yet when they do, they’re already hitting on their sister. And the main chick, of course, is so dumb she doesn’t even realize it. She doesn’t state cleary and firmly with her brothers, “No, get the fuck away from me you creeps, this is not OK. Dont hit on me anymore, EVER!!!” And of course she doesn’t. She brushes it off. I had my little sister, who has never watched anime before, suffer with me and watch it. Said it was the worst piece of shit anime ever.

#5 

Big Order

*Smdh* Should’ve been call Big Mess. This is like the McDonalds of anime. Not good for you, but it’s there so you take it anyways. This anime isn’t jack shit. Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my life in an anime, happens. The only reason you should watch it is if you want to see how bad it gets. Also, its a rip-off of Mirai Nikki. AND THE F@%#%# INCEST!!!!

#4 

Garzey’s Wing

This….

This is… I dont even know. Nothing…absolutly nothing is done correctly in this anime. It’s so bad, that I actually recommend this because of how hilariously terrible it is. I can’t even tell you the plot! I really would but…. I COULDNT EXPLAIN IT IF I TRIED!!! You’d have to be joking if you could make something as bad as Garzey’s Wing. The voice acting, the animation, and the plot, nothing was done correctly. By all means go watch it if you want a good laugh. It’s not painfully terrible, but this is the type of anime I’d recommend to a friend as a joke or meme and say it’s the best anime in existance.

#3 

Eiken

OK, I know I said Momokyun Sword’s ecchi was bad, but this has to be the worst ecchi anime in existence. The boobs are out of control in this show. They are so huge im wondering how they’re even able to stand! To the point where it just looks disgusting. There’s literally nothing to be said about this anime that hasn’t been said before. Oh and the English dub can burn in hell.

#2 

DMMD (anime version)

It must be such a bliss to have never known about this about this anime. I only knew about the DMMD game. Which is a yaoi game and I love it. I sat through this, because I wanted to see if it was actually as bad as everyone says it is. It’s just like the game, but more of a piss soup.  (The story is to hard to explain whether its the game or not) I…dont even…. It’s like the creator of this anime, had the goal to make an anime that would just piss off even the most hardcore yaoi fangirl. Also, the english dub… Holy shit the English dub is so bad it’s hilarious. They say cringy stuff like “dude,” “bro,” and “man”. Ugh… I really want to like english dubs why do they have to ruin everything?Hahaha! And the animation was so terrible the creators had to go back and fix it.😂 How can you beat this level of incompetency. Well with our final anime….

#1 (you already know)

[I’m not showing a picture for this filth]

Child Penis Diddlers, The Anime

Normalizing Pedophilia, The Anime

2 Chicos 1 Pico

Aka, Boku No Pico. Everything that has been said in the past and present about this anime still and will always stand. They actually had the dick and balls to make TWO MORE OVAS!!! The disclaimer one the ova said that “they dont support pedophilia” and “it’s an art project” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!…..Ok then😂. If you look through my blog, you’ll find out very quickly that I am a yaoi fanatic. This “anime” actually almost ruined yaoi for me for the rest of my life! XD It’s so infamous it’s become a meme. Please burn in hell, disgusting shit munching Boku No Pico. 

Dishonorable Mentions Go To

*Diabolik Lovers Season 2

* No Money

*Super Lovers

*School Days

*No Game No Life (yup, come at me)

And thats it! All of my best and worst anime ever! Whether it’s a good anime or bad anime, im glad to have anime in my life. (Actually that’s a lie, I could live without some of these anime) Thanks for reading!

Beauty And The War Demo Review

 Damn Panda back at it again with the late reviews! lol just kidding. I haven’t reviewed anything in a while due to school (CURSE YOU HIGHSCHOOL!!!). So I apologize to like…three people who actually read my reviews lol. Anyways, today I bring you a very unique otome game. Beauty and The War! A game made by Poison Apple Tales. I gotta admit, so far this is one of the most unique otome game I’ve played this year (I said ONE of!! Please don’t hate me Mystic Messenger husbandos!).

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Planetarian: Chiisana Hoshi No Yume Review

Let’s talk about Planetarian: Chiisana Hoshi No Yume. It’s been a long time since I’ve come across an anime like this. The last time I felt so torn up about an anime like this was when I watched Angel Beats. Yes, I’ll be upfront and say that this is one of those soul-crushing animes. Surprisingly it doesn’t follow the standard 12 episode, 25 minutes long formula that most animes do! It has only 5 episodes and each episode varied in length!

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